Raja Sms

I am a killer

I am a killer,I kill people for money..

But because you are my friend,

I’ll kill you for free!

Womens

Womens are like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life

UR 100%

UR 100%beautiful,,

UR 100%lovely,,

UR 100%sweet,,

UR 100%nice,,

and UR 100%stupid to believe these words..

Ternyata lo

Saat gw nangis, lo nemenin gw.,
Saat gw sedih, lo da d smping gw.,
Saat gw susah, lo ga pernah ninggalin gw.,

Skrg gw sadar, ternyata lo yg bawa siaL!!

Gw takut mAti

dUww.. gmN yacH?

gw takut mAti…

gw bUkannya taKut saKit tAw takUt kSepian..

tp..

gw takut nTi di sURga gw nungguin lo, & akhirnya gw kCewa..

So…

Kiss is the key of love.
Love is the way of marriage.
Marriage is the box of children.
Children are problem of Pakistan.
So stop the kissing and save the Pakistan.

Satu tambah satu

sAtu taMbah satU sAma dEngAn dUa..
mAu gak maU lo jAdian sAma gUa…

miNuman sEtan

Hai oRg2 b’iman jgnlah kmu mEminUm miNuman keRas kaRna itu adaLh miNuman sEtan dan jiKa kmu tErus mEminUmnya nAnti sEtannya minum apaan?

Fren

Mo telepon gratis??
Dr operator Fren…

Tinggal bilang aza Fren, fren pinjem telpon na donk!

123456

1
pesan
diterima

2
org muaniz yg kirim

3
org bego lg baca

4
org bego msh baca

5
org bego mulai marah

6
org bego mo kirim ke org bego yg lain

2 tyre of a scooter

Boyfriend and Girlfriend are
like 2 tyre of a scooter

Even if 1 punctures,
scooter cannot move further

So, intelligent ppl
.
.
.
.
.
always keep a spare!

SMS PALING SIALAN

Ini adalah SMS PALING SIALAN, tdk percaya? baca dengan seksama & teliti ya, gimana udah ketemu bagian sialan itu. klo belum ketemu, ulangi baca dari awal

I am your BEST FRIEND :-)

Girls make u tense
Girls make u greedy
Girls make u cry
Girls put u in trouble
.
.
.
Dude, I am your BEST FRIEND
so give all your problems to me

Tsunami

1st year-
ur friendship was like a well

2 year-
it’s like a river

3 year-
it’s like sea

4th-
like ocean

Now,
.
.
.
.
Tsunami
HELP! HELP!

SMS anda kami BLOKIR

Fasilitas SMS anda untuk sementara kami BLOKIR karena sering terdapat KATA dan GAMBAR CABUL. Untuk mengaktifkan kembali bilang AMPUN 100x sambil NUNGGING!!!

Jika kebakaran

Jika kebakaran,baca-lah sms ini… . . .
GW BILANG JIKA KEBAKARAN DODOL!

Xwxs xirus

Xwxs xirus X menyerxng HP xndx, ciri2ny = huruf X berubah jadi A, wxspxdx!!