Raja Sms

MitOz bEngonG

bEnarkah MtOz bEngonG Bkn org kSurup4n?…..

Ahh.. cPa bLg, xLU Bengong’a mkrn Aq c.. d jamin gak bkal4N Ksurupan, yang ada mLah
kTerusan heeee,,,,

(by Benny, ben_f2black@yahoo.com)

jam segini lagi pegangin hp

4 ciri-ciri kalo org yg jam segini lg pegngin hp;;

1.mikirin gue
2.kangen m gue
3.nunggu tlp dari gue
4.ngeharep sms dr gue

y@ kan????????he,,,he,,,ayo ngaku>>>>>>>>>><<<<<,,<<<

(fahmi, mie_ceceleh@yahoo.com)

cEw ca’em bUaNgEtzz

sMua oRn9 pDa bLn9,
Q giLa

kMn kAki Q mLn9kh,
d’bLn9 giLA

dMn Q du”k,
d’bLn9 giLa

kNp co sMua orng y9 Lht Q pDa bLng

“9iLa tU, cEw ca’em
bUaNgEtzz”….

PENGHIANAT

Dasar
PENGHIANAT!!!!!

Gk bsa jaga mulut!!!

Tukang gosip!!!

OrG maCam ap Qm nich…”"”"”

PoKokx gara2 Qm,
5emua org jd tau!!!!!

lo W tu……”"”"”":

CUuaANTik BUuAangettttt!!!!!!!

(by Tiya CANTIK&CUT3, tiya_cut3_bgt@ymail.com)

Newsflash

Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who’s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They’ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects.

Where do you think I should hide??

ternyata itu cermin

Kemarin aku terperangah, ada yang cakep banget di Mall. Sialan, ternyata itu cermin! hehe

it’s me.

Sweet but not honey,,
Precious but not money,,
Bright but not sunshine,,
Improves with time but not wine,,

dont know??

it’s me..!

Pilih yang mana:

Pilih yang mana:

A.Tlp balik jika aku cute,

B.Kirim sms jika aku baik & funky,

C.Miskol jika aku cakep,

D.Jangan lakukan apapun jika semua jawaban itu benar

PANDA

tau ga PANDA apa yg paling cakep,pinter,imut,ngegemesin,lucu…
serta baek hati sedunia?
mw tau jawabnya?
jwbnya adlh
PANDAngilah aq, hehehehe

kata…

kata RCTI gw OK

trz kata SCTV gw NGETOP

klo kt TPI gw MAKIN ASYIK

kt ANTV gw WOWW KEREN

kt LAtivi gw PAS DIHATI

so….

capek deh jadi org cakep…
hehehehe

you aRe so LucKy

AngeLina Jolie has a cuTe Lips..

J-Lo has a cuTe eyes..

NicoLe Kidman has a cuTE nOse..

You??

You have a cute fRiend Like me,,
Oo,,you aRe so LucKy.. =)hehe

LUKA apa yg ga sakit

LUKA apa yg ga sakit, tp nyenengin?
LUKAta gw cantik,
LUKAta gw kRen,
LUKAta gw pnTer,
LUKAta gw lucu,
Emang LUKAwan plg ju”r.

9w kna pnykt

Guys,
D0ain 9w ya

9w m0 ju2r ttg sst.

Td 9w priksa k d0ktEr, kty 9w kna pnykt..

“beautysomia”

Tp tnang aja, ga mnular k0k.
Cm ga bs dsEmbuhin.

gw lagi di kntor polisi

Gawat, gw lagi di kntor polisi.
Mereka punya smua bukti buat nahan gw..
Mereka nahan gw gara2 punya TAMPANG IMUT, kan bukan salah gw ya..